The ‘Bruschetta’ I was served at a restaurant. Yes, that’s an entire ball of mozzarella.
The ‘Bruschetta’ I was served at a restaurant. Yes, that’s an entire ball of mozzarella.
by Golden_Hoe
27 Comments
ThatDeuce
Who put this on the menu?
MickT96
Yeah awful. Give it to me.
EGGINDENIALLOL
Ok but like… I would devour that mozzarella
ChiefDan209
Missed opportunity to use burrata cheese.
djlinda
Never wanted to see an Italian in a comment section more than right now
danfish_77
It’s like bruschetta a la mode 😩
mrwioo
Nice, you have cheese for now AND later. This looks like a win to me
kidnorther
Basil? Where we’re going we don’t need basil.
Mostly_Apples
Those tomatoes are a fucking disgrace.
mighty1993
No oil, basil or garlic but a whole fucking ball of Mozzarella that does not belong on Bruschetta, wow.
feeltheFX
Was it softer and creamier in the middle? If it was it’s called Burrata. I would devour that either way. A little drizzle of EVOO and maybe some Balsamic. Enjoy!
Edit: The more I look at that I realized how horrible the plating was. lol
Hefefloeckchen
hot, so you can cut it open and it flows everywhere?
DrettTheBaron
Omg that’s hilarious asf
Silly-Power
I see nothing wrong here. Possibly needs a little more cheese but otherwise looks fine.
Ok_Zookeepergame5141
🤨 Okay….
Available-Hat1640
did they cut the tomatoes with a ruler
Caesar_Passing
Looks like the tomatoes were chopped by hand… And by that I mean someone literally sawed at ’em with their bare hands.
Xamf11
At least you can’t say they’re cheapin out
Boardwalk75
And 3 random, very disgruntled chunks of soggy tomato 🙂
SomniaPerdita
It looks like the Popemobile
VirtualNerve26
I’m not going to immediately dismiss this as being awful, but that is NOT bruschetta
buddhistbulgyo
A rando at McDonald’s could plate that better.
greggranolaclusters

This is give me this vibes
litescript
wh- what the hell? what the helle berry? what the helliante? portion control and cost control on this dish is insane!
6ftonalt
This does not belong here. They should just call it a different dish though.
beardedsilverfox
Entire ball of flavorless chunk
ortiz13192
Id laugh if that was supposed to be barrata and some cook just grabbed a ball of mozz
27 Comments
Who put this on the menu?
Yeah awful. Give it to me.
Ok but like… I would devour that mozzarella
Missed opportunity to use burrata cheese.
Never wanted to see an Italian in a comment section more than right now
It’s like bruschetta a la mode 😩
Nice, you have cheese for now AND later. This looks like a win to me
Basil? Where we’re going we don’t need basil.
Those tomatoes are a fucking disgrace.
No oil, basil or garlic but a whole fucking ball of Mozzarella that does not belong on Bruschetta, wow.
Was it softer and creamier in the middle? If it was it’s called Burrata. I would devour that either way. A little drizzle of EVOO and maybe some Balsamic. Enjoy!
Edit: The more I look at that I realized how horrible the plating was. lol
hot, so you can cut it open and it flows everywhere?
Omg that’s hilarious asf
I see nothing wrong here. Possibly needs a little more cheese but otherwise looks fine.
🤨 Okay….
did they cut the tomatoes with a ruler
Looks like the tomatoes were chopped by hand… And by that I mean someone literally sawed at ’em with their bare hands.
At least you can’t say they’re cheapin out
And 3 random, very disgruntled chunks of soggy tomato 🙂
It looks like the Popemobile
I’m not going to immediately dismiss this as being awful, but that is NOT bruschetta
A rando at McDonald’s could plate that better.

This is give me this vibes
wh- what the hell? what the helle berry? what the helliante? portion control and cost control on this dish is insane!
This does not belong here. They should just call it a different dish though.
Entire ball of flavorless chunk
Id laugh if that was supposed to be barrata and some cook just grabbed a ball of mozz